Mutiny Magazine Issue #15

Issue #15 With Cover image of Captain Jamie Bellows. Read it here: http://mutinymagazine.net/register?view=login — with Oberon Seliceo The King of the Pirates.

A Pirate Service Announcement from Mutiny Magazine.

Because tomorrow is such a colossal holiday (nigh as colossal as Talderoy's kitten) and we don't want any of ye doing it wrong, please remember these few but oh, so important, Protocols of Pirattitude:

Firstly: You can't talk like a pirate if you don't also smell like a pirate, so refrain from showering or even going near soap tomorrow. Hell, skip that shower tonight and you'll be ahead of the game tomorrow with a wooden leg up on all the competition!

Secondly: Your pirate-speak will be uberly unconvincing if your breath does not reek of liquor -or at least reek- so brushing your teeth is forbidden, as well. Again, if ye enact that toothpaste prohibition tonight, then by the time ye awaken at sunrise noon tomorrow ye'll already be in finest form for Smell Talk Like A Pirate Day!

Lastly: Don't even worry about repelling the womenfolk with your lacking of oral and bodily hygiene, after all; if a wench rejects ye just because ye smell like a pit of stale bilge water, well, she probably wasn't drunk enough to have gone home with you anyway!

For something more substantial and informative, visit Chumbucket and Cap'n Slappy's official site for Talk Like A Pirate Day.

Godspeed and enjoy the parties!
-Bullet and the Mutiny Crew


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What's So Cool About Mutiny Magazine #4?

Well, since you asked...

The resolute Cap'n Slappy, the uber-tactful Wench Whisperer,  Lycan pursued by alligators, Kendra escapes to a deep-sea orgy, Talderoy presents Stynky Tudor, Captain Dave inks, Don Ron Brown drinks, mermaidens, sharks, the Royaliste returns and possibly even a few radiant particles of awesome which i have refrained from mentioning here. Go ahead. Discover. NOW! 

Aye! But What Does BilgeMunkey Think?

Sure, the Pirate Santa book by Mutiny's own Talderoy and Cap'n Slappy has won countless awards for excellence in awesomery, but what we really want to know is: What does BilgeMunkey think of the accompanying CD?

    The CD, which contains the whole story read by Cap'n Slappy himself, appropriately piratical sound effectage, as well the musicological mesmerizations of Mister Mac and the Mermaids gets the official BilgeMunkey blessing right HERE.  

    Go. NOW!

Godspeed!
-Bullet (yes, i realize 'effectage' is not a real word and i very much care NOT.)

Mutiny Magazine #3

Blown in on the gales of winter, having traversed Leviathan's Straits (and my own heretical editorial decisions), Mutiny Magazine Issue #3 has arrived.
Go. NOW! MutinyMagazine.com  

Godspeed. -bullet
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Beware the New World Order (of Leviathan)

"He believed in it, as certain good women believe in the leviathan--by faith, not by reason." -Jules Verne

Enter the Order 

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What's Got More Awards than Talderoy Himself??

Pirate Santa, (the book by Talderoy and Cap'n Slappy), of course!! Winner of the Mom's Choice Award, and several others. And, most recently, the uber-prestigious Moonbeam Award !!     
    Congratulations, mates!!

    Go ahead, get into the spirit!!

PirateSanta.com 

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Would Mutiny Miss the Portland Pirate Festival? Would Talderoy Floss?!!

On your Word! The Mutiny Crew will be dropping an anchor on Portland's head this very weekend! Keep your good eye open for Jules Evermore (the Ale Hunter), Bullet Valmont (Wench Whisperer), Lycan (our wolf-cub reporter), Capt. Dave (Blackbeard's Tattoo Parlor), Tony Swatton (Sword and the Stone), Armond and Steve (The Gentlemen of Fortune), Jose Menendez (straight out of the Captain's Closet), and possibly even the mighty Talderoy himself.
    Importune us with your best, most insincere pleadings and you'll score yourself a shiny new Mutiny Magazine sticker (whilst they last)!! Go now: PortlandPirateFestival.com .

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Who's on the Cover of Mutiny Magazine #2 ??

Aye! That would be the mighty Talderoy! And since that secret was already spilt we aren't spoilin' anything by posting it here!

Talderoy as photographed by the awesome Michele 

Clement on the Sea of Darkness 5 voyage.

The next question, to be sure: Who is the captain of Issue #2? Well, to discover the answer ye'll just have to enter the robin at MutinyMagazine.com .

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Allowing for alliteration, alas. -B.

Mutiny Magazine Issue #2 Has Landed!

Go now...

Mutiny Magazine .com 

Read free, read fearlessly...

-Talderoy, Lycan, Bullet, and the Mutiny Crew.

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Aye! The Ale Hunter is the Coolest Pirate that ever Drank!

Parched for a prelibationous peek at what's coming in Issue #2 of Mutiny Magazine? Well, since instant gratification is the Mutiny way, behold!

We realize that, having just witnessed the Ale Hunter in all his naked barley, ye may be experiencing a groupie-esque stirring betwixt your thighs now, and an urge to stalk him in person. (such feelings are most understandable,  trollops ladies). And fortune smiles upon you because stalk him you may. Indeed, you can meet the Ale Hunter himself, as well as Talderoy and others of the Mutiny crew, tomorrow evening at the Buccaneer's Ball ! (yes, that's a link, click on it for details, go ahead, do it NOW!)

Missed any previous updates? Find them at: Mutiny Magazine News 

Rum's the word.. except, of course, when Ale's the word.

-Bullet

Mutiny Magazine to crash Buccaneer's Ball this weekend !!

Be warned! This very weekend several of the Mutiny crew will be steering the bad ship Rummypop into the port of Lake Arrowhead, CA. to drop anchor at the Buccaneer's Ball!
    Indeed, our own Bosun Talderoy himself will be attending! The Ale Hunter will be imbibing! And the Gentlemen of Fortune and Fine Cuisine will be sampling the various and fermented as they walk that liquor-soaked ratline betwixt "That's a great idea!" and "What the hell happened?"
    Musical entertainments include the bands There Be Pirates, Mr. Mac and the Mermaids, Oaken Hearts, and Megan Doyle. 
    For more information/tickets just go here: Buccaneer's Ball 
   
That be your Mutiny News of the moment. Until next time... 
Rum's the word!  -Bullet

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Mutiny Magazine Stickers!! (Yes, piracy just got way more cool!)

For all those Mutineers and Mutinettes who wish to procure their own Mutiny Magazine sticker -without having to arm wrestle Talderoy for it- all ye have to do is send a self-addressed and stamped envelope to:

Mutiny Sticker 

c/o Studio City Tattoo 

 11032 Ventura Blvd. 

Studio City, CA. 91603.

    Stickers are 4 1/4 x 5 1/2" so send a big enough envelope! (folded stickers forfeit pirate points) On my word, the mighty and generous Talderoy himself will personally send ye back a sticker of your very own which you may then affix to your car, boat, face, or any other place of pretentious conspicuity, thus to ostentatiously flaunt your superior coolness to the envious eyes of lesser pirates. And, oh, how they'll wish they were you!

Mary Widow says: "All the cool pirates have one!"

Missed any previous updates? Find them on our Mutiny Blog: Mutiny Magazine News 

Godspeed. -Bullet

Mutiny Magazine/SCT/Pirate Santa join Children's Tumor Foundation against NF

                    Pirate Themed “Niche Brand” Studio City Tattoo Sails into

                                       Battle Against Neurofibromatosis

 The Crew of the Celebrated Children’s Picture Book Pirate Santa and Mutiny Magazine Join the Children’s Tumor Foundation in the Fight Against a Debilitating Disorder

STUDIO CITY, Calif., June 5, 2012 – While Pirates of the Caribbean star Johnny Depp was prepping for the MTV Movie Awards last Sunday, a crew of swashbuckling buccaneers from SCT (Studio City Tattoo, Inc.) were nearby battling Star Wars storm troopers for a very worthy cause, to fight neurofibromatosis (NF).  Kids, parents, and volunteers for the Children’s Tumor Foundation's Los Angeles, CA NF Walk enjoyed a fantastic pirate extravaganza provided by SCT’s CEO, Clay Clement, otherwise known as the dread pirate Talderoy. 

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MutinyMagazineNews 

The Mutiny magazine's boarding crew was asked to attend this fine event. We will setting up our pirate throne and taking pictures with the wee ones at the Children's Tumor Foundation's event. All pictures will be available for free online at www.mutinymagazine.com in our news from the sea section .Stop by if ye can and support some very special kids and a great cause!

Talderoy