Mutiny Magazine Issue #15

Issue #15 With Cover image of Captain Jamie Bellows. Read it here: http://mutinymagazine.net/register?view=login — with Oberon Seliceo The King of the Pirates.

Some Things Just Aren't Worthy...

... of being in Mutiny Magazine.

    Sure. They told me it was an "uploading problem," that my video from the Portland Pirate Festival "couldn't be converted to a useable format," hence couldn't be included in Issue #3. But i know the real reason: it just wasn't good enough.

    Mutiny Magazine: where even pirates have standards.

Fortunately, Mutiny News has no standards at all. Enjoy!

-Bullet (yes, i began a sentence with "But" because i'm just that illiterate).


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Would Mutiny Miss the Portland Pirate Festival? Would Talderoy Floss?!!

On your Word! The Mutiny Crew will be dropping an anchor on Portland's head this very weekend! Keep your good eye open for Jules Evermore (the Ale Hunter), Bullet Valmont (Wench Whisperer), Lycan (our wolf-cub reporter), Capt. Dave (Blackbeard's Tattoo Parlor), Tony Swatton (Sword and the Stone), Armond and Steve (The Gentlemen of Fortune), Jose Menendez (straight out of the Captain's Closet), and possibly even the mighty Talderoy himself.
    Importune us with your best, most insincere pleadings and you'll score yourself a shiny new Mutiny Magazine sticker (whilst they last)!! Go now: PortlandPirateFestival.com .

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Aye! The Ale Hunter is the Coolest Pirate that ever Drank!

Parched for a prelibationous peek at what's coming in Issue #2 of Mutiny Magazine? Well, since instant gratification is the Mutiny way, behold!

We realize that, having just witnessed the Ale Hunter in all his naked barley, ye may be experiencing a groupie-esque stirring betwixt your thighs now, and an urge to stalk him in person. (such feelings are most understandable,  trollops ladies). And fortune smiles upon you because stalk him you may. Indeed, you can meet the Ale Hunter himself, as well as Talderoy and others of the Mutiny crew, tomorrow evening at the Buccaneer's Ball ! (yes, that's a link, click on it for details, go ahead, do it NOW!)

Missed any previous updates? Find them at: Mutiny Magazine News 

Rum's the word.. except, of course, when Ale's the word.

-Bullet

Mutiny Magazine to crash Buccaneer's Ball this weekend !!

Be warned! This very weekend several of the Mutiny crew will be steering the bad ship Rummypop into the port of Lake Arrowhead, CA. to drop anchor at the Buccaneer's Ball!
    Indeed, our own Bosun Talderoy himself will be attending! The Ale Hunter will be imbibing! And the Gentlemen of Fortune and Fine Cuisine will be sampling the various and fermented as they walk that liquor-soaked ratline betwixt "That's a great idea!" and "What the hell happened?"
    Musical entertainments include the bands There Be Pirates, Mr. Mac and the Mermaids, Oaken Hearts, and Megan Doyle. 
    For more information/tickets just go here: Buccaneer's Ball 
   
That be your Mutiny News of the moment. Until next time... 
Rum's the word!  -Bullet

Missed any previous updates? Find them at: Mutiny Magazine News