Showing posts with label Pirates. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pirates. Show all posts
Saturday, February 20, 2016
Mutiny Magazine Issue #15
Issue #15 With Cover image of Captain Jamie Bellows. Read it here: http://mutinymagazine.net/
Wednesday, September 18, 2013
A Pirate Service Announcement from Mutiny Magazine.
Because tomorrow is such a colossal holiday (nigh as colossal as Talderoy's kitten) and we don't want any of ye doing it wrong, please remember these few but oh, so important, Protocols of Pirattitude:
Firstly: You can't talk like a pirate if you don't also smell like a pirate, so refrain from showering or even going near soap tomorrow. Hell, skip that shower tonight and you'll be ahead of the game tomorrow with a wooden leg up on all the competition!
Secondly: Your pirate-speak will be uberly unconvincing if your breath does not reek of liquor -or at least reek- so brushing your teeth is forbidden, as well. Again, if ye enact that toothpaste prohibition tonight, then by the time ye awaken atsunrise noon tomorrow ye'll already be in finest form for Smell Talk Like A Pirate Day!
Lastly: Don't even worry about repelling the womenfolk with your lacking of oral and bodily hygiene, after all; if a wench rejects ye just because ye smell like a pit of stale bilge water, well, she probably wasn't drunk enough to have gone home with you anyway!
For something more substantial and informative, visit Chumbucket and Cap'n Slappy's official site for Talk Like A Pirate Day.
Godspeed and enjoy the parties!
-Bullet and the Mutiny Crew
Missed any Mutiny News updates? Find them all HERE!
Firstly: You can't talk like a pirate if you don't also smell like a pirate, so refrain from showering or even going near soap tomorrow. Hell, skip that shower tonight and you'll be ahead of the game tomorrow with a wooden leg up on all the competition!
Secondly: Your pirate-speak will be uberly unconvincing if your breath does not reek of liquor -or at least reek- so brushing your teeth is forbidden, as well. Again, if ye enact that toothpaste prohibition tonight, then by the time ye awaken at
Lastly: Don't even worry about repelling the womenfolk with your lacking of oral and bodily hygiene, after all; if a wench rejects ye just because ye smell like a pit of stale bilge water, well, she probably wasn't drunk enough to have gone home with you anyway!
For something more substantial and informative, visit Chumbucket and Cap'n Slappy's official site for Talk Like A Pirate Day.
-Bullet and the Mutiny Crew
Missed any Mutiny News updates? Find them all HERE!
Saturday, October 20, 2012
Beware the New World Order (of Leviathan)
"He believed in it, as certain good women believe in the leviathan--by faith, not by reason." -Jules Verne
Missed any Mutiny News Updates? Find them all Here .
Thursday, September 20, 2012
Is Solomon Kane Screening Tonight in Los Angeles?
Well, this is last f**king minute but the Solomon Kane movie's Facebook page has just announced a FREE screening tonight at the AMC Theaters in Santa Monica. Mind you, this was posted just a few hours ago and also listed two screenings for last night (so fire up your time-machines if you want to make those ones). i recommend phoning the theater before going and take no responsibility for the veracity of this information.
Godspeeding that direction (possibly) -Bullet
Wednesday, September 19, 2012
Talk Like a... you know.
September 19th had always been a day to remain sober, work hard, stay focused and live clean. Then somebody just h-a-a-a-d to make it a holiday...
Thanks, dudes!
Thanks, dudes!
"Who, us?"
Wednesday, August 29, 2012
Would Mutiny Miss the Portland Pirate Festival? Would Talderoy Floss?!!
Importune us with your best, most insincere pleadings and you'll score yourself a shiny new Mutiny Magazine sticker (whilst they last)!! Go now: PortlandPirateFestival.com .
Missed any previous Mutiny News updates? Find them HERE!
Monday, August 27, 2012
Solomon Kane gets U.S. Release Date (finally) !!
In vaguely piratey news, the United States theatrical release of director Michael J. Bassett's 2009 film Solomon Kane has been announced. Though England and Europe have seen this already, we've had a lengthy wait for it here in the new world. James Purefoy (who has also portrayed Blackbeard on film) stars as the pirate turned puritan avenger. Inspired by the Robert E. Howard character, the film takes some (sigh) drastic liberties with the story but let's hope a little Howard shines through nonetheless. In theaters September 28th. But you can watch the trailer right here:
Godspeed! -Bullet
Wednesday, August 22, 2012
Who's on the Cover of Mutiny Magazine #2 ??
Aye! That would be the mighty Talderoy! And since that secret was already spilt we aren't spoilin' anything by posting it here!
Talderoy as photographed by the awesome Michele
Clement on the Sea of Darkness 5 voyage.
The next question, to be sure: Who is the captain of Issue #2? Well, to discover the answer ye'll just have to enter the robin at MutinyMagazine.com .
Missed any previous Mutiny News updates? Find them HERE .
Allowing for alliteration, alas. -B.
Monday, August 20, 2012
Mutiny Magazine Issue #2 Has Landed!
Read free, read fearlessly...
-Talderoy, Lycan, Bullet, and the Mutiny Crew.
Missed any previous updates? Find them at: Mutiny News .
Friday, August 17, 2012
Aye! The Ale Hunter is the Coolest Pirate that ever Drank!
Parched for a prelibationous peek at what's coming in Issue #2 of Mutiny Magazine? Well, since instant gratification is the Mutiny way, behold!
We realize that, having just witnessed the Ale Hunter in all his naked barley, ye may be experiencing a groupie-esque stirring betwixt your thighs now, and an urge to stalk him in person. (such feelings are most understandable, trollops ladies). And fortune smiles upon you because stalk him you may. Indeed, you can meet the Ale Hunter himself, as well as Talderoy and others of the Mutiny crew, tomorrow evening at the Buccaneer's Ball ! (yes, that's a link, click on it for details, go ahead, do it NOW!)
Rum's the word.. except, of course, when Ale's the word.
-Bullet
Wednesday, August 15, 2012
Mutiny Magazine to crash Buccaneer's Ball this weekend !!
Indeed, our own Bosun Talderoy himself will be attending! The Ale Hunter will be imbibing! And the Gentlemen of Fortune and Fine Cuisine will be sampling the various and fermented as they walk that liquor-soaked ratline betwixt "That's a great idea!" and "What the hell happened?"
Musical entertainments include the bands There Be Pirates, Mr. Mac and the Mermaids, Oaken Hearts, and Megan Doyle.
For more information/tickets just go here: Buccaneer's Ball
That be your Mutiny News of the moment. Until next time...
Rum's the word! -Bullet
Missed any previous updates? Find them at: Mutiny Magazine News
Tuesday, August 14, 2012
Mutiny Magazine Stickers!! (Yes, piracy just got way more cool!)
For all those Mutineers and Mutinettes who wish to procure their own Mutiny Magazine sticker -without having to arm wrestle Talderoy for it- all ye have to do is send a self-addressed and stamped envelope to:
Mutiny Sticker
c/o Studio City Tattoo
11032 Ventura Blvd.
Studio City, CA. 91603.
Stickers are 4 1/4 x 5 1/2" so send a big enough envelope! (folded stickers forfeit pirate points) On my word, the mighty and generous Talderoy himself will personally send ye back a sticker of your very own which you may then affix to your car, boat, face, or any other place of pretentious conspicuity, thus to ostentatiously flaunt your superior coolness to the envious eyes of lesser pirates. And, oh, how they'll wish they were you!
Mary Widow says: "All the cool pirates have one!"
Godspeed. -Bullet
Monday, August 13, 2012
Mutiny's Lycan at Marked Men IV aboard the HMS Surprise
Whilst yer counting down the nine or so days remaining until the launch of Issue #2, do enjoy Mutiny's own wolf-cub reporter, Lycan, in this pirate-on-the-street report from the Marked Men IV party aboard the tall-ship HMS Surprise.
Godspeed ye, every one.
-Bullet
Tuesday, June 5, 2012
Mutiny Magazine/SCT/Pirate Santa join Children's Tumor Foundation against NF
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Pirate Themed “Niche
Brand” Studio City Tattoo Sails into
Battle Against NeurofibromatosisThe Crew of the Celebrated Children’s Picture Book Pirate Santa and Mutiny Magazine Join the Children’s Tumor Foundation in the Fight Against a Debilitating Disorder
STUDIO CITY, Calif., June 5, 2012 – While Pirates of the Caribbean star Johnny Depp was prepping for the MTV Movie Awards last Sunday, a crew of swashbuckling buccaneers from SCT (Studio City Tattoo, Inc.) were nearby battling Star Wars storm troopers for a very worthy cause, to fight neurofibromatosis (NF). Kids, parents, and volunteers for the Children’s Tumor Foundation's Los Angeles, CA NF Walk enjoyed a fantastic pirate extravaganza provided by SCT’s CEO, Clay Clement, otherwise known as the dread pirate Talderoy.
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