Showing posts with label Wench Whisperer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Wench Whisperer. Show all posts

Monday, February 4, 2013

What's So Cool About Mutiny Magazine #4?

Well, since you asked...

The resolute Cap'n Slappy, the uber-tactful Wench Whisperer,  Lycan pursued by alligators, Kendra escapes to a deep-sea orgy, Talderoy presents Stynky Tudor, Captain Dave inks, Don Ron Brown drinks, mermaidens, sharks, the Royaliste returns and possibly even a few radiant particles of awesome which i have refrained from mentioning here. Go ahead. Discover. NOW! 

Friday, November 30, 2012

Some Things Just Aren't Worthy...

... of being in Mutiny Magazine.
    Sure. They told me it was an "uploading problem," that my video from the Portland Pirate Festival "couldn't be converted to a useable format," hence couldn't be included in Issue #3. But i know the real reason: it just wasn't good enough.
    Mutiny Magazine: where even pirates have standards.
Fortunately, Mutiny News has no standards at all. Enjoy!

-Bullet (yes, i began a sentence with "But" because i'm just that illiterate).


Missed any Mutiny News updates? Find them all HERE .

Friday, November 23, 2012

Mutiny Magazine #3

Blown in on the gales of winter, having traversed Leviathan's Straits (and my own heretical editorial decisions), Mutiny Magazine Issue #3 has arrived.
Go. NOW! MutinyMagazine.com  
Godspeed. -bullet
Missed any previous Mutiny News updates? They're all HERE .

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Would Mutiny Miss the Portland Pirate Festival? Would Talderoy Floss?!!

On your Word! The Mutiny Crew will be dropping an anchor on Portland's head this very weekend! Keep your good eye open for Jules Evermore (the Ale Hunter), Bullet Valmont (Wench Whisperer), Lycan (our wolf-cub reporter), Capt. Dave (Blackbeard's Tattoo Parlor), Tony Swatton (Sword and the Stone), Armond and Steve (The Gentlemen of Fortune), Jose Menendez (straight out of the Captain's Closet), and possibly even the mighty Talderoy himself.
    Importune us with your best, most insincere pleadings and you'll score yourself a shiny new Mutiny Magazine sticker (whilst they last)!! Go now: PortlandPirateFestival.com .

Missed any previous Mutiny News updates? Find them HERE!