Some Things Just Aren't Worthy...

... of being in Mutiny Magazine.

    Sure. They told me it was an "uploading problem," that my video from the Portland Pirate Festival "couldn't be converted to a useable format," hence couldn't be included in Issue #3. But i know the real reason: it just wasn't good enough.

    Mutiny Magazine: where even pirates have standards.

Fortunately, Mutiny News has no standards at all. Enjoy!

-Bullet (yes, i began a sentence with "But" because i'm just that illiterate).


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Mutiny Magazine #3

Blown in on the gales of winter, having traversed Leviathan's Straits (and my own heretical editorial decisions), Mutiny Magazine Issue #3 has arrived.
Go. NOW! MutinyMagazine.com  

Godspeed. -bullet
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Mutiny Magazine Went to Portland...

...but Portland forgave us.

Or did they?? Read the full account in Issue#3.

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Would Mutiny Miss the Portland Pirate Festival? Would Talderoy Floss?!!

On your Word! The Mutiny Crew will be dropping an anchor on Portland's head this very weekend! Keep your good eye open for Jules Evermore (the Ale Hunter), Bullet Valmont (Wench Whisperer), Lycan (our wolf-cub reporter), Capt. Dave (Blackbeard's Tattoo Parlor), Tony Swatton (Sword and the Stone), Armond and Steve (The Gentlemen of Fortune), Jose Menendez (straight out of the Captain's Closet), and possibly even the mighty Talderoy himself.
    Importune us with your best, most insincere pleadings and you'll score yourself a shiny new Mutiny Magazine sticker (whilst they last)!! Go now: PortlandPirateFestival.com .

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