Mutiny Magazine Issue #15

Issue #15 With Cover image of Captain Jamie Bellows. Read it here: http://mutinymagazine.net/register?view=login — with Oberon Seliceo The King of the Pirates.

Errol Flynn Returns in 'Last of Robin Hood'

Our good friend Rory Flynn recently shared the news that a new movie about her famous father, Errol, has screened at the Toronto Film Festival. 'The Last of Robin Hood' stars Kevin Kline as the 48 year old Errol Flynn and Dakota Fanning as his 15 year old girlfriend Beverly Aadland, and focuses on the last couple years of Flynn's life.

    Kline looks a lot more like Flynn than he did Douglas Fairbanks (whom he portrayed in the 1992 film 'Chaplin') and he's a pretty good actor too, so expect a satisfactory cinematic experience, at the least, from this one.

    Also in the cast is Errol's grandson, Sean Flynn. Sean has been pirating since at least the age of eleven when when he joined my crew, Revenge, on one of our first tall-ship cruises. By the time he was 14 he had a television series (Zoey 101) and has recently appeared in the horror film 'The Conjuring.' 

    Apparently Tracey Ullman wasn't available to reprise the role of Florence Aadland, so it's played here by Susan Sarandon. (oh well, nothing turns out 100% perfectly).

Godspeed.

-Bullet

For the latest on all things Flynnian, please visit: InLikeFlynn.com

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A Pirate Service Announcement from Mutiny Magazine.

Because tomorrow is such a colossal holiday (nigh as colossal as Talderoy's kitten) and we don't want any of ye doing it wrong, please remember these few but oh, so important, Protocols of Pirattitude:

Firstly: You can't talk like a pirate if you don't also smell like a pirate, so refrain from showering or even going near soap tomorrow. Hell, skip that shower tonight and you'll be ahead of the game tomorrow with a wooden leg up on all the competition!

Secondly: Your pirate-speak will be uberly unconvincing if your breath does not reek of liquor -or at least reek- so brushing your teeth is forbidden, as well. Again, if ye enact that toothpaste prohibition tonight, then by the time ye awaken at sunrise noon tomorrow ye'll already be in finest form for Smell Talk Like A Pirate Day!

Lastly: Don't even worry about repelling the womenfolk with your lacking of oral and bodily hygiene, after all; if a wench rejects ye just because ye smell like a pit of stale bilge water, well, she probably wasn't drunk enough to have gone home with you anyway!

For something more substantial and informative, visit Chumbucket and Cap'n Slappy's official site for Talk Like A Pirate Day.

Godspeed and enjoy the parties!
-Bullet and the Mutiny Crew


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Miraculous Powers of Talderoy's New Tattoo...

What is the secret of Talderoy's new tattoo? Does it contain the key to a lost civilization? Is it a navigational chart thru inter-dimensional portals wherein the soul's salvation may, at last, be achieved? Perhaps a map to the fabled isle of Virgin Nada? Or could it be the encrypted version of Captain Kidd's privateering commission? Only Talderoy knows for sure, and i don't dare ask him. Do you???

 Every future winning lottery number is encoded in this rendering by Captain Davey Jonzen

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There be Awesomeness on the 'Orizon...

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The Devil's Ten

Bullet here. Yes; i had no computer for a couple months hence wasn't updating this page. But, yes, i have a new computer now so no more Mutiny News will be missed.
   Currently, the Mutiny crewe is planning something totally badarse to initiate the new members of the Order of Leviathan. So keep a sober eye on the 'orizon!

Robert E. Howard Goes On the Account

Whilst we were at sea these past months, the Robert E. Howard Foundation announced publication of Pirate Adventures, a collection of piratically themed stories, drafts and poems by the prolific author Robert E. Howard.
    Available via the R.E.H. Foundation's website, don't be marooned without it! 

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