Talk Like a... you know.

September 19th had always been a day to remain sober, work hard, stay focused and live clean. Then somebody just h-a-a-a-d to make it a holiday...
    Thanks, dudes!

Talk Like a Pirate Day 

"Who, us?"

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Still the Dandy Highwayman: Adam Ant Returns!!

Severine here, usurping the Mutiny News blog for a pirate-on-the-street concert review...

Adam and the Ants: The Good, the Mad, and the Lovely, 2012 tour, Sept.13 at the Mayan Theater in Los Angeles = EPIC! After his recent troubles and such a long hiatus many of us feared we'd never get to see Adam again so it was amazing to find him in such great form. Playing for almost two hours and performing songs from EVERY album, this girl was whisked back to being a 13 year old in Ant make-up and ruffly shirt -which, let me tell you, was not easy to find in those days! 

Sorry, these were the best my cell phone camera could do.

    He sounded AMAZING! From "Beat My Guest" to a song off his new album (no, I'm not going to tell you which one. Go see the concert, I dare you), I would not have known the difference from my first Ant concert. His sense of humour was great as always, as in the way he introduced the band. "They are the 'Good', I am the 'Mad', and these ladies," referring to the female back-up singer and one of the drummers, "are the 'Lovely'." He could have included himself in all three! The boy has either found the fountain of youth, a really good plastic surgeon or is a bloody vampyre! 

    The best random remark I overheard all night was when a girl who had just bought a t-shirt said to her friend: "I'm going to hang this from my wall and masturbate to it." Honey, that's not a bad idea! "It's times like this, the great heaven knows..." 

-Severine 

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Stalking the Pirates Charles? Mutiny Can Help...

They'll be rocking Sacramento in the very nigh future...

Mutiny Magazine: facilitating confrontation between deranged groupies and reluctant musicians since 2011. You're welcome.

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Godspeed ye! (no, i really mean it this time) -Bullet 

Mutiny Magazine Went to Portland...

...but Portland forgave us.

Or did they?? Read the full account in Issue#3.

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Would Mutiny Miss the Portland Pirate Festival? Would Talderoy Floss?!!

On your Word! The Mutiny Crew will be dropping an anchor on Portland's head this very weekend! Keep your good eye open for Jules Evermore (the Ale Hunter), Bullet Valmont (Wench Whisperer), Lycan (our wolf-cub reporter), Capt. Dave (Blackbeard's Tattoo Parlor), Tony Swatton (Sword and the Stone), Armond and Steve (The Gentlemen of Fortune), Jose Menendez (straight out of the Captain's Closet), and possibly even the mighty Talderoy himself.
    Importune us with your best, most insincere pleadings and you'll score yourself a shiny new Mutiny Magazine sticker (whilst they last)!! Go now: PortlandPirateFestival.com .

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Solomon Kane gets U.S. Release Date (finally) !!

In vaguely piratey news, the United States theatrical release of director Michael J. Bassett's 2009 film Solomon Kane has been announced. Though England and Europe have seen this already, we've had a lengthy wait for it here in the new world. James Purefoy (who has also portrayed Blackbeard on film) stars as the pirate turned puritan avenger. Inspired by the Robert E. Howard character, the film takes some (sigh) drastic liberties with the story but let's hope a little Howard shines through nonetheless. In theaters September 28th. But you can watch the trailer right here:

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Godspeed! -Bullet

Who's on the Cover of Mutiny Magazine #2 ??

Aye! That would be the mighty Talderoy! And since that secret was already spilt we aren't spoilin' anything by posting it here!

Talderoy as photographed by the awesome Michele 

Clement on the Sea of Darkness 5 voyage.

The next question, to be sure: Who is the captain of Issue #2? Well, to discover the answer ye'll just have to enter the robin at MutinyMagazine.com .

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Allowing for alliteration, alas. -B.