Well, since you asked...
The resolute Cap'n Slappy, the uber-tactful Wench Whisperer, Lycan pursued by alligators, Kendra escapes to a deep-sea orgy, Talderoy presents Stynky Tudor, Captain Dave inks, Don Ron Brown drinks, mermaidens, sharks, the Royaliste returns and possibly even a few radiant particles of awesome which i have refrained from mentioning here. Go ahead. Discover. NOW!