Would Mutiny Miss the Portland Pirate Festival? Would Talderoy Floss?!!

On your Word! The Mutiny Crew will be dropping an anchor on Portland's head this very weekend! Keep your good eye open for Jules Evermore (the Ale Hunter), Bullet Valmont (Wench Whisperer), Lycan (our wolf-cub reporter), Capt. Dave (Blackbeard's Tattoo Parlor), Tony Swatton (Sword and the Stone), Armond and Steve (The Gentlemen of Fortune), Jose Menendez (straight out of the Captain's Closet), and possibly even the mighty Talderoy himself.
    Importune us with your best, most insincere pleadings and you'll score yourself a shiny new Mutiny Magazine sticker (whilst they last)!! Go now: PortlandPirateFestival.com .

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Solomon Kane gets U.S. Release Date (finally) !!

In vaguely piratey news, the United States theatrical release of director Michael J. Bassett's 2009 film Solomon Kane has been announced. Though England and Europe have seen this already, we've had a lengthy wait for it here in the new world. James Purefoy (who has also portrayed Blackbeard on film) stars as the pirate turned puritan avenger. Inspired by the Robert E. Howard character, the film takes some (sigh) drastic liberties with the story but let's hope a little Howard shines through nonetheless. In theaters September 28th. But you can watch the trailer right here:

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Godspeed! -Bullet

Who's on the Cover of Mutiny Magazine #2 ??

Aye! That would be the mighty Talderoy! And since that secret was already spilt we aren't spoilin' anything by posting it here!

Talderoy as photographed by the awesome Michele 

Clement on the Sea of Darkness 5 voyage.

The next question, to be sure: Who is the captain of Issue #2? Well, to discover the answer ye'll just have to enter the robin at MutinyMagazine.com .

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Allowing for alliteration, alas. -B.

Mutiny Magazine Issue #2 Has Landed!

Go now...

Mutiny Magazine .com 

Read free, read fearlessly...

-Talderoy, Lycan, Bullet, and the Mutiny Crew.

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Eine kleine ANTmusik: Hoist the Jolly Roger...

In pirate news of late, the world waits anxiously for the first album in 17 years from the New Romantic Blitz Kid musical pirate Adam Ant. It'll be coming any day now but Mutiny issue #2 will be here first, i assure ye!

     And, because the rest of the crew have sailed off to the Buccaneer's Ball tonight leaving me marooned on Mutiny Island and thus inclined to reckless musical indulgence, allow me to Stand and Deliver some classic Ant Music for ye. Beat my Guest and enjoy..!!

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Yours in Anthood. -Bullet

Aye! The Ale Hunter is the Coolest Pirate that ever Drank!

Parched for a prelibationous peek at what's coming in Issue #2 of Mutiny Magazine? Well, since instant gratification is the Mutiny way, behold!

We realize that, having just witnessed the Ale Hunter in all his naked barley, ye may be experiencing a groupie-esque stirring betwixt your thighs now, and an urge to stalk him in person. (such feelings are most understandable,  trollops ladies). And fortune smiles upon you because stalk him you may. Indeed, you can meet the Ale Hunter himself, as well as Talderoy and others of the Mutiny crew, tomorrow evening at the Buccaneer's Ball ! (yes, that's a link, click on it for details, go ahead, do it NOW!)

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Rum's the word.. except, of course, when Ale's the word.

-Bullet

Mutiny Magazine to crash Buccaneer's Ball this weekend !!

Be warned! This very weekend several of the Mutiny crew will be steering the bad ship Rummypop into the port of Lake Arrowhead, CA. to drop anchor at the Buccaneer's Ball!
    Indeed, our own Bosun Talderoy himself will be attending! The Ale Hunter will be imbibing! And the Gentlemen of Fortune and Fine Cuisine will be sampling the various and fermented as they walk that liquor-soaked ratline betwixt "That's a great idea!" and "What the hell happened?"
    Musical entertainments include the bands There Be Pirates, Mr. Mac and the Mermaids, Oaken Hearts, and Megan Doyle. 
    For more information/tickets just go here: Buccaneer's Ball 
   
That be your Mutiny News of the moment. Until next time... 
Rum's the word!  -Bullet

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Mutiny Magazine Stickers!! (Yes, piracy just got way more cool!)

For all those Mutineers and Mutinettes who wish to procure their own Mutiny Magazine sticker -without having to arm wrestle Talderoy for it- all ye have to do is send a self-addressed and stamped envelope to:

Mutiny Sticker 

c/o Studio City Tattoo 

 11032 Ventura Blvd. 

Studio City, CA. 91603.

    Stickers are 4 1/4 x 5 1/2" so send a big enough envelope! (folded stickers forfeit pirate points) On my word, the mighty and generous Talderoy himself will personally send ye back a sticker of your very own which you may then affix to your car, boat, face, or any other place of pretentious conspicuity, thus to ostentatiously flaunt your superior coolness to the envious eyes of lesser pirates. And, oh, how they'll wish they were you!

Mary Widow says: "All the cool pirates have one!"

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Godspeed. -Bullet

Mutiny's Lycan at Marked Men IV aboard the HMS Surprise

Whilst yer counting down the nine or so days remaining until the launch of Issue #2, do enjoy Mutiny's own wolf-cub reporter, Lycan, in this pirate-on-the-street report from the Marked Men IV party aboard the tall-ship HMS Surprise.

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Godspeed ye, every one.

-Bullet